i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
the way i do certain things because of my disability are not an edgy personality trait. the way i walk isnt about who i am as a person, the way i open things isnt a funny little joke, it isnt cute, it isnt weird. if im doing things in a way you dont understand you‘re simply too abled to get it
stop infantilising disabled people. stop applauding us for something that is an everyday task to us. stop acting like its creepy to feel attracted to a disabled person. stop viewing ways disabled people do things as childlike. your ableism is showing
obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.
"I dont like reading subtitles" stop being a little bitch
like, they're in the way? that's dumb. I'll be honest, I came here to watch and listen, not read.
stop being a little bitch
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and
😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.
Like the guy said. Sometimes the things you need to do to heal might feel silly, but don’t let that stop you.
Heal yourself.
This is so beautiful and affirming.